OH. MY.GOSH!! THIS LITTLE BIRD ACTUALLY HAS A COAT ON.!!!!!!!!
SO FREAKING CUTE!!!
Is that a fucking kookaburra
that is a fucking kookaburra in a rain coat with a happy frog on it
kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
wearing the cutest effing coat you’ve ever seen
very merry king of the bush is he
swag, kookaburra swag
kookaburra sweet your life will be
The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity; in a girl boldness.
Victor Hugo (via samsaranmusing)
I’m beginning to fall in love with who I am, and I can attest that boldness is the first symptom. and it is fucking awesome.(via femme-nism)
HAHAHA GUESS WHAT SCIENTISTS JUST FOUND A PLANET THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST AND THEY CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW IT WAS FORMED FUNNY HOW IT HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER THE 50TH
for fucks sake the image is even colored like gallifrey
literally every comment is about gallifrey
and the official posters are in
when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
reblogging for above comment.
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR MCDONALDS
DISHONOR ON YOUR MAPLE
DISHONOR ON YOUR SCONE
DISHONOR ON YOUR KOALA
DISHONOR ON YOUR SENPAI
DISHONOR ON YOUR VODKA
AND DISHONOR ON YOUR BAGUETTE
It looks like a llama. It’s a mini bunny llama.
WTF THAT IS SO CUTE
"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
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